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- Paul Simnock
Direct Line: 020 7644 9690
VCard
Job Title:
Director
Years in Business:
Since 1977
Specialisations:
Business systems and computer programming design; Copyright royalty systems; Tax; Audit and accounts
What do you add to your client's business?
Personal attention and technical skills
Star Sign:
Gemini
Favourite Film:
'The Graduate' - It was released during my study days
Most Embarrassing moment:
Being told off by the mother next door for waking her baby by making too much noise in the street practising U-turns on a motorbike. At age 40!
Pastimes:
Cycling, swimming, gym, bridge, talking books
Football Team:
Tottenham
Why are you at MGR?
Because my clients are there (and I'd like to think my clients are there because I'm there!)
What's the best piece of advice you've been given, and by whom?
"If you want to make something happen, you have to pay attention to your intentions, or they'll never happen" - Picked up this sound bite at a personal development course and it just kind of stuck. It made my diet work for me.
Interesting facts:
When Paul was asked to supply some interesting facts about himself he couldn't think of any (oh, bless him!), so Ed had this to say about him:
- Paul Simnock was born on the Planet Korg (the synthesiser was named after it). The planet Korg is not in this Solar System. Its not even in our time, as we know it.
- Paul Simnock is in fact the ONLY remaining "Qualified" Time Lord in our universe - not to be confused with other parallel universes.
- Paul Simnock has "acted for" The ( real ) Doctor Who since the beginning of time. He has filed in excess of 1M ( to the power of google ) tax returns on his behalf with at least 100 trillion tax districts. Not one of these returns has ever been late. Naturally that is an unrivalled inter galactic record. It can never be beaten. Doctor Who has paid more in tax than the amount of money that's ever been created.
- Paul Simnock is currently appealing against a challenge from the taxing authorities in Zeg that his client is in fact domiciled there because he spent an extra 0.1 of a nano second there about a billion years ago. Paul expects to conclude the argument at about the same time the cows manage to finally get home.